Things you don't see everyday
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
- If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
- Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
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