I f You Love Someone
I f You Love Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
- If you love someone,Set her free...If she comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS ..... - Pessimist:If you love someone,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
- Optimist:If you love someone,Set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back.
- Suspicious:If you love someone,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, ask her why.
- Impatient:If you love someone,Set her free ...If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
- Patient:If you love someone, Set her free ..If she doesn't come back,continue to wait until she comes back ...
- Playful:If you love someone,Set her free ...If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat ...
- C++ Programmer:if(you-love(m_she))m_she.free()if(m_she == NULL)m_she = new CShe;
- Animal-Rights Activist:If you love someone,Set her free,In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
- Lawyers:If you love someone,Set her free,Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the SecondAmendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
- Biologist :If you love someone,Set her free,She'll evolve.Statisticians :If you love someone,Set her free,If she loves you, the probability of her comingback is highIf she doesn't, your relation was improbableanyway.
- Schwarzenegger's fans:If you love someone,Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK!
- Over possessive person :If you love someonedon't set her free.
- MBA :If you love someone set her free instantaneouslyand look for others simultaneouslyPsychologist :If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back her super ego is dominantIf she doesn't come back her id is supremeIf she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
- Somnabulist :If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back it's a nightmareIf she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
- ERP functional expert :If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back, map her into your systemIf she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
- Finance expert :If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back, its time to look for fresh loansIf she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
- Marketing Specialist :If you love someoneset her freeIf she comes back she has brand loyaltyIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
- American President:If you love someoneSet her freeIf she comes back she must be carrying weapons of mass destruction, so attack IraqIf she doesn't, it’s the work of Osama so attack Afghanistan
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